Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaana€¦
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini a€?BBa€? ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA koa€¦
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

In politics,
your enemies cana’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

The word a’politicsa’ is derived from the word a’polya’,
meaning a’manya’,
and the word a’ticsa’, meaning a’blood sucking parasitesa’.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers