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main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

rajesh — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 08:24:00 +0000

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo�!!!

I could fill a 1000 pages

ashish — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 08:24:00 +0000

I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.

A late night sms greeting

abhi — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:24:00 +0000

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

admin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:24:00 +0000

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Teri sula ke lu?

sonal — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri�
photo kaise lu.

Aik bar karo na plz�

brijesh — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa��..
muje acha lage ga�
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz�
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

Us nay kaha aur dabao

rohit — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

I want to suck you � lick you

rajesh — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

I want to suck you � lick you � wanna move my tongue all over you � wanna feel you in my mouth � yep, that’s how you � eat an ice cream!

pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai �

ashish — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

abhi — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:24:00 +0000

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.