Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death

Tare asman me chamkte hain
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain
Hum bhi kitne nadan hain
Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Pyar me maut se darta kaun hai
Pyar ho jaata hai karta kaun hai
Aap jaise yar par dunia qurban
Aur aap puchte ho k, hum pe marta kaun hai?

Aaj rootha hua ek dost yaad aya,
acha guzra hua kuch waqt yad aya,
jo mere dard ko sine me chupa leta tha,
aaj jab dard hua to wo bahot yad aya..

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey,
Bahoun main apni sama lo mujhey,
Bin tumharay ek pal bhi kat-ta nahin,
Tum aa ker mujh se chura lo mujhey,
Zindagi to wo hai sang tumharay jo guzray,
Duniya k ghamoun se ab chura lo mujhey,
Mere sab se gehri Khuwahish ho puri,
Tum agar pas apnay bula lo mujhey,
Yeh kaisa nasha hai jo behka raha hai,
Tumhara hon main tu phir sanbhalo mujhey,
Najanay phir kaisay guzray gi Zindagani,
Agar apnay dil se kabhi tum nikalo mujhey.

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Tum roth jao mujhse, Aisa kabhi na kerna,
Main ik nazar ko tarsoon, Aisa kabhi na kerna,
Main poch poch haron, so so sawal kar k,
Tum kuch jawab na do, Aisa kabhi na kerna,
Main kisi roz tum ko sada dun,
Aur tum na aao, aisa kabhi na karna,
Tum chaley jao jab bhi to dekhon tumhara rasta,
Tum loat k na aao, Aisa kabhi na karna….!!

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
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