Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya:
“libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton
main se aik alamat hai.”
ABU DAUD
(Allah us shakhs ko abad rakhta hai
jo hadis sun k dosre ko phnchaye!)

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.
Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega

Jannat k 8 darwazay hain,
1.Jannatul mava
2.Darul maqam
3.Darul salam
4.Darul Khuld
5.Jannatul adan
6.Jannatul naim
7.Jannatul Kashif
8.Jannatul firdos
Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat
her darwazay se
ap ka nam pukara jaye.”aameen”

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi
Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai
Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)